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(audience laughs)Dad: Whatever happened to dressing like Gloria Swanson?!
(audience laughs)Teenage Daughter: But daaa-aaaad, I want to dress like Britney Spears!
Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.
Luckily, he still has a 13-year-old son who still speaks his language. Bruce Cameron Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them.